Thursday, November 16, 2006
Parking Meters are for Sissies!
So Ben and I ran downtown today (actually we drove...he'd never be able to keep up with me) to go to the office supplies store where the church has an account to buy some stuff. I circled the block to find a parking spot and found one on Grafton Street. Now the moment I pulled into the spot, the car beside us backed out. Not wanting to pay for the few minutes we'd be inside, I quickly backed out of the spot and drove into that one to find 3 MINUTES still left on that meter. After Ben volunteering to put in a dime (the cheapskate) we noticed that the machine did not take dimes. So refusing to waste a quarter for 5 minutes I decided to make a run for it. We bolted inside (saying a quick "hi" to Lisa at the shoe store and asking her if they sold any shoes...), ran up to the store, picked up the supplies we needed, zoomed back out to the van and made it in time to not get a ticket! Bwa-ha-haaaa! I am amazing, aren't I? And incredibly humble too. I once won a humility award and was given a "Most Humble Person" button, but the committee took it away because I wore it. (I am so cheap...I love it...Toast is the best!)
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7 comments:
sounds like a very eventful day of being cheap.
One day while working at DVA (my OJ) I feed the meter ALL day and STILL managed to get TWOOOOOO tickets! That was freak'n insane! And it made me angry, grr...can't you tell I'm still angry about that?
I'm so ashamed to be mentioned in this post. Toast... geez
I can't believe you would steal from the government. (shakes head)
I'd be proud of myself too. Sweet dealio!
I can say that I have never gotten a ticket >_<
I can't say the same ... I have had my fair share of parking tickets ... as Ben and Matt know from one of my many stories... I had a warrant out of my arrest because of outstanding parking tickets ... but that was years ago!!!
Beating the system - doing it all legal like as well - Real Nice Guys!
There is just this rebel inside some of us that sits dormant and springs to life at rare times to thumb it's nose at the establishment. When we look back in horror and ask ourselves; "Where did that come from?". We smile slyly glancing left, then right, and lie to ourselves as we say out loud "I don't know!"
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